Madelaine Hart

Tel Aviv, Israel

As Chaim says; You ask a short question you get a long answer. This is Israel.

It was impossible for us to have been more looked after. Adi and Eran’s motto is More. More halva, more vodka, more hummus, more (shall we say unusual) non-alcoholic mixer beer. More. We were showered in generosity.

Beautiful audience- I was given dresses!

Food fight in a bar with music so trendy no one understood it let alone enjoyed it. Oh so much marshmellow. Smeared on faces, rubbed in hair, thrown on shoes. I could not breathe for marshmellow nostrils. Brits abroad was the phrase on most local tongues.

And the sun! Oh the sun! Why have you been hiding from me? Oh yeah, I live in a fucking low pressure zone.

Stayed 2 more days to see Jerusalem. Where do I begin? I don’t. See it for yourself.